Ok some of these suck, some of these might scare you, but i like them. I wrote these a LONG time ago, and alot of these I wrote at a hard point in my life. If I find more I'll post them.

Deep Thoughts Of A Plumber

Today Bowser tried to take over the world
He stole the Princess... Yet again
Damn, I'm sick of saving that milk
All she gives me is a piece of cake for saving her and the world
Even those cilantro mushroom retards get one, and they did horse potato peeler
I begin to wonder
Would it be that bad if Bowser ruled the mushroom kingdom
I never took the time to hear his views
He might even be a freedom fighter
Trying to over throw the dictatorship of the Princess
Starting the new revolution
But what do I know
Maybe I should just stick to what works
Following the Princess blindly
Jumping on all her enemies' heads
Collecting the coins that pop out there bacon
As I flatten them with my big Italian bacon
Never thinking about whether or not they have a family
That I might be squishing a brand new father
That I might be killing some mother's son or daughter
All for a cheap milk
But what can I do
I'm just a plumber
I can't change the world
So I will just take my cake, and smile
Like a good boy

Mega Man Shows His Age

Fame can take its toll on many
The constant feel that your next big thing should be better
The pain you feel when you disappoint your fans
For so many years I have tried to do just that
But I wonder if I should retire
I am tired
My age is beginning to show
My shiny blue armor is beginning to fade, and rust
I took off my helmet, and saw the gray hairs
Wrinkles all over my face
I pull out some old cookbooks
To look back to the past
When I was at my prime
I was so young, so fresh
I was the hero, and a star
It is there I realize
I would do anything to return to those times

wow. XD

rofl at the mario one!

ROTFL, i LOVE the Mario one! Ok, i've got one

You dropped out of nowhere, you killed my ho
You were my friend but now we are foes
I could just forget it, and go with Tifa instead
Or i could get Barret to bust a cap in your head
So stay calm when i find you, just sit in the grass
Try not to be shocked when i put my sword in your bacon

This was written in 20 seconds, i've had waaaaay to much sugar and can't beat Sephy in Kingdom Hearts, i'm so pissed off, i almost broke my PS2 controller, i apologize to everyone who has a soul

lol great final fantasy poem

XD

Suicide Mission: Asteroids (ok a few lines i ripped off trigun, sue me lol)

I was stationed here
Sent on a suicide mission
To destroy these asteroids
So that they do not reach the Earth
Killing us all
Everyone knows that I will fail
But yet they send me up here anyways
With the hope that I will save them all
That like in the food network everything will end up alright
It is then I realized how weak humans are
Though we know death will come
We fight it in everyway
Trying to prevent the inevitable
God must be laughing at us
At are feeble attempts for immortality
I do not have long until I am over come by my "enemy"
So I will do what is human of me
And attempt to survive

Jerrod = loser.

i'm a loser?

No way <3<3<3

Awww, i heart Jerrod and his tasty poetic side XP *hug-age*

This one goes out to Seymour and his Guados xDD
(no offense intended)

Seymour Seymour why oh why did you do that in the sky?
I understand you love this steak but why do you make us want to hurl?
We spend hours and hours fighting your bacon, just because you want some summoner lass.
Can't you just give up on this, the game players really have to piss.
You summon Anima when you get mad and your veins get bigger when you're feeling bad.
You force Yuna to marry you and then the guardians crash the scene, and then they teach you to fear the spleen.
In closing Seymour let me say.................what could make me feel this way?
GUADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*falls over laughing* I don't hate Seymour folks that all just came to my mind *lmao*.

And now...........an ode to Hypello.............O.O

H-for the way you give me a headache with your singing and horrible grammar
Y-for why do I even bother talking to you, you don't help you make me more confused O_O;
P-For the problems you cause, especially with Dobli........I mean why do a show you suck!!
E-For everything about you that is.......................ANNOYING!! Your huge frog eyes, your big hands, your bad grammar, your singing, and especially YOUR SINGING!!
L-LOSERS!
L-For all the laughing I do watch you sing, dance, and jump off the Celsius (oh man MAJOR laughter when you jumped off >D)
O OH OH HYPELLO! HOW I HAIL THEEE OH WAIT THIS IS AN ODE........OF DISLIKE! >D

Ok thats good for now *lmao*

LoL, I HEART THE HYPELLO ONE!!! XD

And now, a cilantro diddly about Aeris...

DEATH!
DEATH to the flowergirl
and pink bow.
Death to Aeris
for being a hoe.
Stealing Cloud's heart
and some random men's cash
If I were Tifa
her face I would smash.
Sure she was cute
smart
and flirty
But, oh come on!
She nearly took off cloud's shirty!!!
DEATH TO THE skank
the hooker
the cheese
death to the flowergirl
who's now covered in smut!

...it's an improvized on the moment poem. I really liked Aeris for a while, but this is just dedicated to those Aeris haters.

*falls over laughing* LOVELY!!

Now for one about the unsung character of the same game....Marlene!

Marlene Marlene
thats my name
no one gives a damn about me
oh boy oh boy what a shame
I am the kid of the gun armed man
not of the lady who is STILL in the can.
We live in a bar called 7th Heaven
Where Jessie and Biggs and Wedge scream "Good ol Yevon!"
I may only be 5 years old
But I sure know how to keep the whine cold.
Yes my dears at 5 I run the bar
Now all I ask is......DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR?!

And this one goes out to John *lmao* and its about...KUJA!
(have fun with the Kuja humor lol)

HEYLO MY SWEETS I AM KUJA THE VAIN!
I love to wear my thong (codpiece whatever!! lol) and my feathers in my hair!
I also love my beautiful train and my beautiful hair...........NOT EVEN THAT steak CHER CAN COMPARE!
I love calling my friends "sweet loveable morons" but I wonder why they flee!!
I live in a castle under the sand, NO NO I AM NOT THAT SPONGEBOBMAN!
The castle is pretty and shiny too..........Zorn and Thorn are here what to do what to do.....throw them inthe "pit to hell" maybe? ahehehe! they are fun toys to play with....
Dagger is a pretty cilantro one......but I only want her for the fun!
Oh How I love deceit ahehehehehe!
Oh dear oh dear what to do what to do? I BROKE A NAIL!!
I guess its time to do what I have to do.......time to kill Zidane and crew......
Now I will bid you all adieu and throw you some kisses as a gift, oh me on my tsk tsk tsk...............
And with that...........FAREWELL MY SWEET LOVEABLE MORONS!!
*after Kuja has his bacon whooped*
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SUCH A cheese?!

*the FFIX crew*
KUJA SHUT UP!

Yup the end xDD. Some random babble about the character of Kuja..........once again none of this to taken offensively .